mommy & me

If only I weren't so damn tired I'd be able to remember more but right now this is all you get. My day with Zuzu went something like this...

mom: (after zuzu slaps me in the tush while prancing by) excuse me?
zuzu: I didn't fart

mom: please stop kicking the dog
zuzu: I'm not kicking her, I'm just petting her with my foot

mom: did you play with Andie at school today?
zuzu: yes, and I didn't throw sand in her face