katy perry: sex on the beach...
gage: what's six?
mom: nods head no
gage: but what is it?
mom: I don't feel you are ready to know that
gage: but zuzu's running around singing it. if it's a bad word she shouldn't be doing that, right?
valid point.
can I tell him it's the same thing as the "f-word"?
hmm, probably not.
can I tell him it's how my body knew to make a *water plug*?
yeah, negative on that idea too.
mom: it's a special love between a man and a woman.
blank stare and a slow turn on the heels.
Either I'm getting very good at giving appropriately vague and boring answers or he's just really scared to know the truth.
I'm thinking it's a combination of the two.
2 comments:
I had to explain prostitution the other day! I waited until after we had dropped Greta off - 9 ok, 6 no way!
That was a beautiful answer....he might be processing that with stories he's heard from the kids at school and saying (OMG - that's really true!)
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