bedtime story

9:22 pm:
Gage: I don’t want to go to sleep. I want to watch TV.
Dad: Well it’s time to go to sleep.
Gage: Why are you staying up?
Dad: I’m not a little kid.
Gage: I’m not a little kid either. I’m 6 years old. I’m in first grade. Little kids are 3 or 2 or 1 or still in their Mom’s belly.

9:24 pm:
Gage is snoring.