this little piggy

Some very good signs on a Monday morning that the swine flu has invaded your town.
1. News vans & cleaning crews are the only ones in attendance at local high school.
2. You find the salad bar at Whole Foods stocked with packaged pre-made salads rather than the usual broad selection of fresh fruits, veggies & salads.
3. You pick up the bacon, stare at it for 30 seconds, and return it to the case. Just because.
4. You wander the aisles at Safeway for a good 7 minutes before you realize that the big empty shelf is the place where the hand sanitizer once resided.